5 year old me: Gosh I'm such a loser
10 year old me: God I'm such a loser
15 year old me: Shit I'm such a loser
18 year old me: God fucking dammit I'm such a loser
me for all of eternity: Jesus fuck tits on a unicycle I'm such a loser

phemiec:

atrueenglishman:

Yesterday I found that someone wrote “Stay beautiful!” on the wall of a bathroom stall in red and blue marker. It highly amused me.

Why am I so stupid

synnesai:

ceriene:

my-life-is-strange:

So this was a thing that happened and every time I look at that first photo I start sobbing grossly. Archie found the sign in Barnes and Noble and I just about died because it was perfect. 

Then he pulled out the prankster’s gambit….

Thanks so much for taking the photos Lauren! ;v;

Myself as John Egbert
heroicbrawn as Dad 

Oh my god, you guys are perfect, aslkfjsaf.

OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO CUTE D: D: <3333 ;U;

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yaosnonexistentmanhood:

Alfred and Arthur’s relationship in a nutshell

161 plays

the-war-ends-here:

I wonder if anyone actually reads the RPs I do with other people.

And if you do, I apologise profusely for my lack of RPing skill.

Me anywhere away from drawing supplies: i just want to draw and draw forever until i die because i live and breath it why can't i be drawing now, i would draw so many great things, i will be the greatest artist there ever was, my art will be forever plentiful and i shall please the art gods with how bountiful my art is
Me with drawing supplies: what is draw

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

(Source: frickingloki)

mrdarkleer:

royalpinkzeppelin:

mass-destruction:

ryley-stbatman:

ka-kawgoodsir:

Van Gogh - (make-up by me.)

No photoshop or other editing involved. It is make-up on my face, and acrylic paint on my clothes.

mADRE

HOLY BUTTS OF THE CELESTIALS

first we had paintings that looked like photos

now we have photos that look like paintings

Mind-blowing

amazing

(Source: abighell)

aineedyuu:

Kinda really proud of this one!! Took a while but Jade is one of my favourite characters sooo… needless to say, it was worth it. Suggestions for improvement are (as always) appreciated. (:

Will be a submission for the track art contest… hopefully no one steals asdfgf u v u <33